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| Buddy Batcat squared, by #2 |
Appearance:
Status: Bachelor, for now.
Lineage: Blue Russian + ordinary superhero mix.
Superpowers: Spoon bending, bungeeless jumping, mind control.
Polyglot? Niet, absolutely not.
Occupation: Full-time fuzz therapist.
Location: Pacific Northwest, Merca.
Stars and stripes? Only on July 4th. Otherwise, charcoal gray fur coat with hood.
Pets: One pair of hooman lovebirds.
With feathers? Nope. I am dreadfully allergic to the things. Two hoomans in love, geddit?
Mission: Inform, educate, entertain.
Do say: Please, do have some cheese.
Don't say: Is the cat dead yet?
